WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your knickers in a knot? Spill the tea. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a burger and you can tell us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could snap any second. G